in at least two hotels we have had the pool attendant polidshing sunglasses, spraying demister, and handing out watermelon and iced towels.We have been a Kimpton hotel where we were offered a goldfish( now that is bizarre but very clever and cheap). Pillow menus- in too many hotels to remember.
Now I admit I have never been kidnapped and taken off for a picnic but I probably would have been a bit unhappy if my hair was in a mess and I hadn't my best beach wear on