Hello Malta people well after my little joke about Filfia I thought I had better put up a real post, so here is my little tour of Malta.
The most unusual bar in Valletta, The Gun Tower in a old war bunker.
Most hyped bar in Valletta The Pub.
Best nightlife, Paceville or Bugibba.
To find out whats on in Malta look up the Times of Malta or the Malta Independent on the web.
Theatre's the Manoel theatre in Valletta,
http://www.tearumanoel.com.mt

or St James Cavalier Centre for Creativity also Valletta.
Cinema's there are three main ones,
the I max at St Georges Bay, Eden Century also St Geoges Bay and the Empire at Bugibba.
Cruises most leave from the ferries at sliema,
http://www.captainmorgan.com.mt

Old houses of Malta there are a few to take a look at.
Casa Rocca a old house built by a Knight of St John in 1580 in Valletta,
http://www.casarocca.net

Palazzo Parisio one of Malta's finest stately house's in Naxxar
http://www.palazzparisio.com

For a look at Malta's museuems and other things on that line take a look here,
http://www.heritagemalta.org/visiting

So to finish this bit of fun if you want to look up a hotel try this,
http://www.maltahotel.net

Hope this is of some use on your visit to Malta
Dave