This review is from what I posted on another website and was cruising round the Caribbean on Calypso & Coconuts, links to photos as follows:
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My friend and I, 2 girls (strictly platonic) aged 28 and 27 went on Ocean Village on 30th March for one week Calypso & Coconuts and had a great time, really didn’t want to come back. I have cruised before last April (2003) on the Sundream and my friend was a first-timer who is now hooked! We paid £670 each inclusive of insurance etc and were really pleased with the value for money.
I will start the review from the beginning:
THE FLIGHT & ARRIVAL – 9.30am from Manchester – we are less than a half hour drive away so did not have too much of an early start however when we arrived about 7.15am we found that the majority of the passengers had already checked in and to be able to be seated together we had to sit right at the very back of the plane – never mind, at least we were near to the WC’s. The flight itself was okay and the food quite nice. We had a bottle of champagne straight away (start as we mean to go on!) and slept the second part of the journey. We had no problem checking in for the ship and were on board within 5 minutes of arriving. We cleverly took a bikini and some skimpy clothes in our hand luggage so were on the top deck sunbathing by about 3.30pm.
The Gatwick flight was quite badly delayed and I felt so sorry for the passengers who did not arrive on board until about 3.30am early hours in the morning (although I must admit I was glad it did not happen to our flight!). Apparently they were treated really well and were all put up at the Hilton Hotel where they had lunch and dinner and then received a number of free drinks once they did arrive on the ship. The Manchester passengers returning on this flight were then kept on board for the remainder of the day.
CABINS & SHIP – Compared to the Sundream the ship is quite large and I did not experience any feeling of sickness whatsoever (unlike last year) although my friend Kim was a bit queasy for the first day – I told her she just needed to find her sea legs! The seasickness jab did not come cheap at £60 so she was glad she did not need to resort to this, the £60 is much better spent in St. Maarten! The ship itself was generally quite nice and our cabin was more than acceptable. We were on Deck 10, B164 inside cabin and our maid was a young girl called Let Let who was very nice. The shower was VERY powerful which was heaven after a long days shopping or sunbathing. A good tip is to take an extension lead (as we did) as we only had the one single plug under the dressing table. We tipped Let Let at the end of the week and also left her our unwanted toiletries.
FOOD – Being a fussy eater (very fussy for that matter) I did not rate the food very highly. Breakfast we usually ate in the Waterfront and I considered this the best meal of the day – the sausages and eggs were both really nice – the toast though was always well done and really hard. A couple of mornings we came across English muffins, which were nice. For lunch we generally ate off the ship however there was always salad stuff and barm cakes and cooked meats and then hotdogs and burgers etc although I did not rate them very highly, in fact I tried one of each and didn’t bother getting another. For our evening meal I usually ate some salad with cheese and crackers or something along those lines (and I can’t afford to lose any weight either – am skinny enough) and Kim usually ate in the Plantations. She did not rate the Chinese / Thai type food however she said the curry was usually very nice. We ate once in La Luna of an evening and sat outside under the stars which was nice and made a change. The food was just okay though and not really worth paying for again. Luckily for me all the bars on board served Walkers Crisps (oooh being a crisp addict I was in my element) although on a daily basis or very nearly so we were served them out of date so check the packets. It also didn’t matter how many times we returned them and said they were out of date we were still served them again the day after!
BARS / NIGHTLIFE – In the evening there is very little to do really for 2 youngish girls on their own however we did not go away for the nightlife so were aware of that already. THE OVAL has absolutely no atmosphere at all and was usually quite empty. There was never any music in there either. THE CONNEXIONS BAR generally had something going on every night and usually got very busy. Davey Nicholls was on a couple of nights singing and I found him to be just okay, certainly not the best singer in the world. The quizzes were okay, usually involved music of some sort. The comedian was to me not one bit funny really although I suppose it depends on your sense of humour. In general though Connexions was probably the best place for drinks earlier on in the evening. THE MARQUEE was where all the shows took place although to be honest we really only caught bits of these. Jacki Graham has a good voice and she was singing here and she is actually a very nice person – we got talking to her around the ship a number of times. The George Michael tribute act was quite reasonable also. We managed to miss both the Moon Show and the Diva Experience however having met one of the acrobats Leo over the last few nights and becoming very friendly with him he provided us with a CD of such shows and having watched it at home we were sorry we did not make more of an effort to see it in person. If anyone one was watching Leo and Fabian doing acrobatics on stilts in the Village Square on the last evening I was the girl they pulled up dancing (how embarrassing) and threw to the ceiling, thank god I was wearing trousers for once (well pedal pushers at least!). THE BAYSIDE CLUB was really good the last couple of nights once everybody had got to know everybody and people were mixing and dancing together etc. There ended up quite a group of us and it was the most fun we had all week. Before that everybody tended to sit in their own little groups. I was only sorry we were all not on board for another week and we could have partied there. They also did the best Strawberry Daiquiris on board, I came home addicted to this drink!
CYBER CAFÉ – We did not use this due to the cost this and after speaking to some of the staff on board they did not either. I was going to use an internet café in St. Maarten but unfortunately for our credit and debit cards we never managed to get there!
OTHER PEOPLE ON BOARD – I found the majority to be of the older generation (to say the least) and at least 85% of the people on board to be extremely unfriendly to 2 younger girls on their own, I found that even some of the girls on the staff were like this (Gemma and Jo not included). Most people looked at me with disgust because I chose not to dress in long flowery dresses every evening and the looks I received were plain disgusting – good job I am not easily offended so to any of those people, you just made me laugh and I took great pleasure in doing it all the more! Sorry if I am not overweight and old, it will happen one day - well the age bit certainly! Anyway I made more effort that some people I witnessed, ladies wondering round in the evening in football shirts and some in clothes I wouldn’t even decorate in! Besides these small minded people we met a small number of older couples and groups who were very friendly and with whom it was a pleasure to speak to although like I said these people were in the minority.
TRIPS – We booked all our trips via OV and were pleased with every single one of them. In TORTOLA we did a land and sea tour which was a catamaran tour in the morning (no snorkelling stops) with a trip to some botanical gardens afterwards which was okay especially if you like that sort of thing then on to Sky World for pictures. On our return about 1.15pm we made our way (with a very friendly older couple) to Cane Garden Bay Beach, which was quite a nice beach and was not too overcrowded. In ST. MAARTEN we didn’t book any excursions as we had planned to shop and boy did we shop! We bought diamond rings and watches, cigarettes, make-up, Clinique stuff, perfume, bags, alcohol – believe me the list is endless. We were especially pleased with our diamonds!!! Beware though of what you get told the exchange rate is, in general it usually works out about 1.75 however shops will tell you today its 1.84 (a blatant lie) so when you then try and work out the price of something it appears to be much cheaper – we quickly learnt this! In ST. KITTS we did a full days catamaran sail to ST. NEVIS and having looked around the port area and spoken to people who did other trips or made their own way about I believe we made a good choice. We had a snorkelling stop then a barbecue on the beach at Nevis. Kim and I had a good walk down the beach here, climbed over some rocks and arrived at the exclusive Four Seasons Hotel where apparently Justin Timberlake had stayed only 2 weeks earlier – good job we did not bump into Justin as we may not have returned!! On the way home it was really good fun – all the oldies had consumed more rum punch than is possible to imagine and were up dancing and singing etc, a great laugh. In ANTIGUA we had a walk round the town in the morning and managed to fit in yet more shopping can you believe then at 12.30pm we had the helicopter tour which was fantastic, we were in a 4-seater and I had the front seat next to the pilot as they noticed I was carrying a camcorder so sat me there – it really was value for money and I am only sorry we could not stay and see more of Antigua. On the downside the taxi drivers, hair braiders etc around the terminal constantly pester you. We did see the Jolly Roger party cruise returning and a lot of the same Nevis people going wild once again on the rum punch – its potent! In MAYREAU we took the sail to TOBAGO CAYS which was a nice view – we were on the smaller catamaran so it was nice and peaceful and we then chilled on the Cays beach and in the sea however I managed to get quite a nasty sting in there along with a few other people. When we returned we had a barbecue lunch on Mayreau beach and it was quite busy. Shortly afterwards most people started drifting off back to the ship as the heat was hotter than you can imagine – I am generally really good at lying in the sun and I spent most time in the sea, then by 3.30pm insisted we go back and start packing or something. I felt like I was going to burn to a crisp and I don’t usually burn at all.
WEATHER – We could not have asked for more – not one tiny bit of rain and it just got hotter and hotter as the days wore on! We both came back with a really nice suntan to make our friends envious.
IN GENERAL – I wouldn’t hesitate to do it all again in a hurry – there were bits I wasn’t so keen on as mentioned above but the good far outweighed the bad and in general we had such a fantastic holiday, the Caribbean is the way of life for me! Shame I’m stuck back behind this desk for now. Never mind, will not start saving for the next one, probably take me until next year though to pay off this one!!! Am considering checking out the prices come September and if the price is right OV may even see me in the Med!
If anyone has any questions feel free to mail me and ask.
SAM
Travel operator:
Lunn Polly
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