1) Kingfisher on the beach
2) The sunsets (whilst drinking kingfisher on the beach)
3) Proper vindaloo
4) The Delhi Durbar
5) Martins Corner
6) Seeing the baggies win a match whilst in goa on sky TV.
7) Being in Goa and watching England win the rugby world cup in the bar of the holiday inn, what an afternoon!!!!
Bettys boat trip. All you can drink, plus top lunch, all for 700 rupees.
9) Bettys beach B B Q, see above for the rest.
10) The people.
1) Moaning ****'s on the flight (it's stopping, not stopping at Bahrain), I asked for a premium seat, this flights too long, I prefer spain etc GET A LIFE !!!
2) Going home
3) People who take their mobiles on holiday.(I'm on the phone, and I'm in Goa. Get a life!!)
4) Having to hear yet again Wonderful Tonight( I can't stand Eric Clapton), yet people in goa seem to think that I love the man and this particular song.
5) And the same goes for anything by Elvis, Bob Marley and the Eagles. I'm 43 not 73. When I was 15 I brought Never mind the ******* heres the Sex Pistols, do you really think I want to hear the same churned out pap every night that singers in Goa think that we want to hear.
6) Brits singing New York, New York( you know who you are).
7) Anjuna market. Can't stand the place.
People who try to screw the locals down to the last rupee.
9) This is relevant to points 1,3 and 5. Sitting in a restaurant when a goan guitar trio came in and start playing. They went round various tables asking what people would like to hear, I asked for some traditional goan music, as yet again wonderful tonight had been churned out. After they had played at our table they moved over to someone else who asked, do you know anything by Pink Floyd? (Like we're going to hear a full version on shine on you crazy diamond)
10) This your first time in Goa?