Me (27) and my girlfriend (26) are waiting for a late deal this year, and are quite open as to where to visit come May 19th (give, not take, a few days

The last few years we have visted the lively places like Laganas in Zante. The sort of places where you are almost forced into restaurants and bars by the PR's. But that is something we would like to avoid this year. We still want an array of bars and restaurants, but without the hassle.
I also want a resort that has internet access and hopefully bars that have Sky Sports news on, as I like to catch up with all the latest footy gossip while im away

Can anyone recommend a resort that fits this criteria? Does such a lovely place exist?