On my third day in Goa the beach boy called to me
On my fourth day in Goa my skin was sore and red, after 8 hours on my sunbed!


On my fifth day in Goa the barman brought to me
Five Kingfishers.

4 lots of sunburn

3 free sunbeds

2 honeybees

and a tee shirt for the beach

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Edited by
dave's wife
2009-12-13 17:50:30
Nice one,daren`t participate now had a few vodkas !!!
steve i have already participated that was the best i could do sober,god forbid now!!!!!!!!!
On my 6th day in Goa........
On my 7th day in Goa,
we're off to north goa
for a nice holiday,
we dont need lots of money
to have a great stay,
the rooms are quite basic
and the towels thread bare,
but we'll have such a good time
that we don't really care.
the cattle are lowing
and the dogs they will bark
there aren't any street lights-
you'll walk home in the dark,
the taxis are hassle
and the beggars a pain.
but we like it so much there
we'll be going again.
Bushbaby
thanks daves wife - i thought it up while i was doing the cleaning today. i forgot you had already "done" away in a manger"
All of them excellent!
These are all brilliant, what talented people we have on HT

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