Talking about things floating.
One of my many embarrassing moments was due to something floating in the water.
Being a woman of a certain age I wear "panty liners" not quite at the Tena lady stage yet but getting there.
Anyway I always use one, but remove it before I go in swimming. One day though I was walking past a waiter who thought it would be funny to push me in the pool.
Unfortunately I hit the water at a very strange angle the panty liner shot out of my bikini bottoms and landed on my head when I resurfaced. I was mortified.
Euro Chic I think not