OK, are you ready for a bit of male input?
I don't wear socks with sandals or trainers, socklets with trainers, yes, or my feet turn into WMD's. We men sometimes do try to look good on holiday (at least I do ), but on my recent holiday to Rhodes, there was an Italian family at the hotel, Mum wore what were her obviously comfy old standards, whilst Dad and Lad were never seen out of footie shirts and shorts, even by the pool, white footie shorts with white speedos underneath!
Some of us do actually try to make an effort, but these tanned goddesses you girls are envying don't move and most of their tan is from a sunbed, a bottle or a salon. You can tell by the way the tan goes inside their arms (no lighter areas), and the very even colour.
I have personally seen a very nice Italian girl wearing a sort of rose coloured silk dress, and large, black, what my daughter calls 'parachute pants' underneath!
Yes, my OH looks at these guys with their six packs, and all I'm carrying is a wobbly firkin! But, truth be told, ladies, would you like to go out with a man even vainer than yourself?
The best bit of advice I was ever given was, "Keep it simple, natural and easy".
Pick your colours and styles to complement you, not what the mags tell you, but cheap sunglasses just aint worth it. Remember, less is more, fewer things, but of superior quality, and it don't matter what shape you are, you'll look good.
If what you try on feels good, then you look good, but if you think "Mmm, I don't know" put it back!
Trust your instincts, when my wife or daughter ask my opinion, I say "Do you like what you see?"
Too often you women look at the outfit, but not at the person wearing it. Look at the total package, ie you plus outfit.
Quality shows, and George or Primark, good as they are, just ain't quality.
Thanks for the advice cricketwatcher, but are you really Gok Wan?
And fraid you've got it wrong about their tans! They have those oh so even tans not because they come out of a bottle but because they meticulously shift their position in the sun and even use reflectors to make sure that the sun is directed onto those parts the sun don't shine on naturally! Forget about lying on a beach towel, these professional tanners spread out a silver survival blanket (like those they drape around Marathon runners at the finishing line) and recline on that - and set their alarm clocks so they don't fall asleep and get up lobster red on one side and deathly white on the other Or get sunburned armpits from falling asleeep with the arms stretched out above their heads. Both things which have happened to friends - and if the latter happens to you, dont' whatever you do use an aerosol deodorant on them before it disappears! Even I felt her searing pain just from watching my pal do it
One thing Cricketwatcher did get right though
Quality shows, and George or Primark, good as they are, just ain't quality.
By the way - do hope you wear a Panama rather than a shapeless cotton beenie sunhat when out watching the cricket! So much more stylish and it might help distract your OH from looking too closely at the wobbly firkin
SM
Sunburned armpits!!! OUCH!!
I thought burning the tops of my feet was the worst thing that had happened to me one holiday, but it never occurred to me that burning my armpits was also a possibility.
Your poor friend.
Sheila.
No, I'm not Gok Wan. I'm a blue eyed caucasian heterosexual. I wear an Aussie type canvas hat, and I wouldn't be seen dead in a beanie!
I wear an Aussie type canvas hat
Oh No! Not one of those with a green lining to the brim that makes the wearer look bilious as a result of the light reflected onto their face I hope? Aussies as fashion role models, whatever next?
SM
No, no, no. Just tan, with a leather band. The only lining is the sweat band.
Don't knock Aussie hats. I have a lovely cowboy style hat that I bought in Oz, it has a heavy net crown and suede brim, it's great and I feel very 'Dallas' ( some of you may be old enough to remember the TV series) when I wear it with jeans and a white blouse. It's been all over the world and I think it will outlast me. :
I have a series of caps that I wear on holidays. They can be graded on a sort of 'Chav' scale. I have a couple of really old, faded and worn comfortable ones for on the beach and a couple of newer, whizzy ones for in the town. However my white, black and blue lightning striped one with the fire breathing dragon on the front is my current favourite. My red Chicago Blackhawks cap is now in retirement since it got autographed by Bobby Hull!
Trust your instincts, when my wife or daughter ask my opinion, I say "Do you like what you see?"
Too often you women look at the outfit, but not at the person wearing it. Look at the total package, ie you plus outfit.
That's lovely.
You do sound like Gok, Cricketwatcher.
I am evisaging a tanned, fit bloke resembling an Aussie life gaurd , will you come shopping with me next time I'm going on holiday.
I'm afraid the reality of me would not match your description!
Far better to learn what she really likes, and the look she's trying for. That way everyone's happy. The girl, knowing that she looks ace, the guy because it reflects well on him (as long as he's not living in footie regalia.)
Style is eternal, like quality, fashions come and go, but classic style lasts for ever.
An example, Sir Ian Botham, advertising Shredded Wheat, linen trousers and shirt, contrasting tee shirt in soft green, against the natural shade of the top and trousers. Mind you, I understand that Sir Ian is colour blind, so I imagine that it must possibly be Lady Botham picking his gear!
You must train your men, it makes life a lot easier all round. I just HATE waste, whether it's clothing or whatever. The main aim is to avoid the 'just in case' items, 'cos that's where they stay-in the case.
Cowboy hats
high waisted denim shorts
Summer flarey dresses
gladiator sandals
T shirts with high waisted jeans
Wedged shoes higher the better
Boho Look- head band, footless tights sandals, flarey skirt
Skinny jeans with a cute top/vest
Denim dresses
lots of bikinis with some cover ups
Head scarf
This is the sort of euro chic stuff I am taking with me to malaga..
On my recent holiday to Rhodes, there was a Northern European family at the hotel. Mum, dad, son, daughter in law, and grandkids. Well, one night my wife said "Will you look at him!" I looked, the old feller had on a holiday shirt, WHITE brocade trousers, white socks and white patent leather slip ons. I don't know what nationality they were, but it just shows that sometimes, even the continentals can get it wrong!
kazza you are a proper fashionista.
In previous years we have always gone with the camping casual/beach slob look. However this year we are taking a cruise! Mrs Hi De Hi has been buying clothes for the ship! I am having to pack a jacket and a tie! Yesterday she took me out to get some new trousers! Luckily Matalan had a sale on and the ones I bought will be suitable for work when we return.
(Denise Welch off Loose Women and Tricia Penrose off Heartbeat went on it round Christmas time.)
That's the type of cruise that'd do for me!
but cant as the kids want all the designer stuff so i HAVE to buy from primark... wo is me... haha
Matalan sells designer stuff.
.Luckily Matalan had a sale on and the ones I bought will be suitable for work when we return
. thats the funnist thing Ive heard all week hi di hi . Thats just what my hubby would say except that he wouldnt think its funny . He,s always moaning that theres no point in him buying nice clothes as he,s always at work
lyn
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