NEVER heard ANY Brit use the Konkani words 'Maka Naka' either! 
You will never get asked to look at anyones shop that is alledgedly 'cheaper than Asda' that doesn't sell anything that anybody actually wants.
You won't find ANY cows coming into restaurants in Goa...nor cats or rats. Power cuts - NEVER! Hot water? CONSTANT!
Riding a scooter with your wife and 4 children is now a thing of the past
The use of the horn is now illegal
No one ever over/undertakes you
All road signs are obeyed
Beggars are giving holidaymakers handouts
GM06
Ian
The use of the horn is now illegal
No one ever over/undertakes you
All road signs are obeyed
Beggars are giving holidaymakers handouts
GM06
Ian
neither will you see live chickesn/pigs as 'passengers' - nor ladders or sheets of glass.Riding a scooter with your wife and 4 children is now a thing of the past
Buses are 'state of the art' and no longer made out of bits of the one original bus introduced to Goa many, many moons ago.
Radley bags are ALL genuine - even if the 'dog' resembles a sheep.
Vijay Malia has forbidden the painting of
signs/sunbeds,shacks/umbrellas and anything else with a flat surface advertising his beer.
GM06
Ian
signs/sunbeds,shacks/umbrellas and anything else with a flat surface advertising his beer.
GM06
Ian
taxi drivers have now got more change than they know what to do with
Nobody gives sweets given as change any more. 
I have it from a reliable source that Taxis drivers are refusing to overtake on blind bends when there is a lorry or a bus hurtling towards you , well thats going to be a really boring trip 
I remember one trip in an Airport Taxi
Marian remarked " last time I had a ride like that I was wearing a wristband"
I remember one trip in an Airport Taxi
Marian remarked " last time I had a ride like that I was wearing a wristband"
You no longer need to shake hands with the your room boy, the cleaner, security guard, hotel receptionist, restaurant manager, hotel manger or waiters before you get to breakfast
... the River Princess has been declared a national monument in an area of outstanding natural beauty
GM06
Ian
GM06
Ian
Sorry to contradict you Ian, and you know me, i'm not one to gossip, but a reliable source has informed me that Mr. Micky Bunga Bakskeesh Pancheco (minister for tourism) has sent an envoy to the North Western Frontier and is now in fact involved in dialogue with the Friends of the Earth branch of Al Qaeda for a swift and eco-friendly removal of the aforesaid vessel. He sincerely hopes that any loud bangs will not unduly stress or upset anyone during afternoon siesta or massage on that part of the beach.
Love it!
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