Last news was shops are only accepting calalonian ration cards, petrol is only available to government officials and the oil tanker that went down off Lloret has contaminated the beach with hundreds of whales covered in oil, luckily though these turned out to be British holiday makers...... the can of stella and crimson sunburn was a dead givaway.

Seriously everything is ok, no fuel shortage, no food rationing and all the hotels are open.