Touts offered free cigs, booze and walkmans for kids.
He took it all and had a great day... but didn't buy a time share.

or as wifey says in Goa, " you speak very good English" to which they reply " thank you" and her response is " which part of NO don't you understand?"
or as I say in Goa or anywhere else ............." **** off"!! universal language, works every time

As a footnote..................has anyone bought a timeshare in Goa?
Is it as problematical as buying property outright ?