1. Where's my sunglasses?
2. Erm, Where i did i put my passport?
3. Where's the dollar bills for those very helpful porters who push a trolley 10 yards to the coach.
4. Where's my fags
5. Err , where's the missus ? i think she's got my bag .
On arrival in the UK.
1. Where's the car park ticket?
2. Where's the car keys?
3. I wonder if there's a big queue at Costa coffee.
4. I need caffeine and nicotine ... and a coat, scarf, gloves and umbrella.
I then start thinking of finding the bus so that I can get to the hotel, to put my bikini on and start
Next would be a nice cold
I always think " well we are here". Love that feeling of the heat on your face when you are going down the plane steps
2. Let's get to the terminal before everyone else.
3. I bet we end up in the slowest queue to get through immigration.
4. Where are our suitcases on this blinking carousel?
5. Yay! We are finally in our taxi on the way to our favourite hotel.
thank goodness the flight was ok and we got here safely!
2. As I'm walking towards passport control if in Tenerife I give a little cheer to myself as I see the 'HOOTERS' poster on the wall!
3. Moan about the queues through passport control!
4. Try to look nothing like a drug smuggler when going through customs! (I'm not but I always feel like they think I am)
5. Ask rep where coach is, as soon as rep stops telling me I go outside and ask wife where coach is as I wasn't listening as I spotted another 'HOOTERS' poster!
6. Get straight onto coach with plenty of seats as lots of the passengers are outside having a smoke, Then see these passengers get on coach and have to split up from their families as there are no seats left together. Hear wife going on about shopping trips to here and there and think it might be a good idea to take up smoking!
8. Try and think what happened to no 7!
9. Get checked in, a quick look in room.
10. Explain to wife that 'HOOTERS' isn't that far a walk for a first night and head out for a beer or two!
Ask rep where coach is, as soon as rep stops telling me I go outside and ask wife where coach is as I wasn't listening as I spotted another 'HOOTERS' poster!
Wow it's hot!
Do I have the time for a quick Mythos in the New Market in Rhodes before I have to hop on the ferry?
The heat but was gutted when I arrived in Corfu last June to cold weather and rain! although it soon picked up. Always worry my cases will not turn up or my products will have leaked.
Heat and the smell for sure...there is always a nice smell at airports abroad weird though...love the heat hitting you mind you when i go august we always notice the heat cos its normally over 90 degree heat...bliss and also hearing spanish people nattering away.. the dread for me is the bloomin wait for my case hoping and preying it gets off in one piece then I can relax..;O)
Sun and a silent prayer that our luggage is waiting for us
Giving my boyfriend a running commentry on the san miguel factory as you go out of malaga airport and tell him oh look theres bla bla bla..and hes like kaz I come on holiday with you every year to here so why are you telling me again..
Waiting to finally have a smoke after a 3 hr flight...so leave my fella to pick up the luggage while I run out for a ciggie..
Oh and ofcourse running to the loo..
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kazza36
2011-02-28 18:20:46
Did we turn the gas/water off?
yippeeeeeeeeeee, the smell of suntan lotion, the lovely wave of warm heat, and a feeling of " at last" . xphx
Did we turn the gas/water off?
lol, I was once convinced we had left the iron on whilst away one year. had to ring a mate and get him to peer through our kitchen window to see if we were on fire!
Only a 7 hour wait for the ferry.
Where's the loo! The smell of warmth, mixed with honey and herbs.
Where's the loo! The smell of warmth, mixed with honey and herbs.
I wish my loo smelt like that!
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