Small print first, everthing in our report is seen through our eyes only.
The good the bad and the ugly .
Here goes then... chapter 1
Flight with monarch was pretty much an ok affair, I concur fully with other members re cramped conditions but the staff and trolly girls were first class and very attentive to our needs.
Landed bang on the button,well done monarch and we proceeded into the chaos that is dabolim airport.
Long time waiting whilst they stamp this and check that and veryfy the other.
You need currency change sir, 80 ruppes the pound
Ok my man ill have £20 worth
Certainly sir that £20 @ 80rupees .There we go sir 1500 rupees enjoy your holiday.

Now ready and waiting for the bag lads to pounce and pounce they did

More chance of platting fog though of getting our bags.
Far 2 smart for them...or so we thought !
Finally gets on coach covered in flowers and garlands and all for a reasonable 1000 rupees

My brand new " i luv goa" hat was also a cracking buy at only 600 rupees !
Gets to marinha dourada and wot an absolutly cracking place it is.
Every report i have read about this hotel was true.
This is going to be one exellent holiday
Off to THE room with wife and daughter to unpack.
2 mins later and now comPlete with thongs ,nipple ring and bandana I check out M dourada fully.
Temp is a pleasant 95F and the kingfisher beers glide down effortlessly.
2 hours later and AS full as full as a frog i find myself experiancing a head shave and massage goan style, the best 100 rupees I ever spent.
WIFE HAVING FINISHED HER BOOK AND THE DAUGHTER HAVING COMPLETED HER 150TH LAP OF THE POOL WE DECIDE TO CALL IT A DRAW FOR THE DAY AND GET SOME MUCH NEEDED ZZZZZZzz
SOrry caps..