Peter me too!! Was in fits when i read what you'd done still chuckling now Hope you had a great holiday.

Thanks 321 ,had a great time cant wait untill september ,when i return . Bluepeterno1

cheaper than dalaman airport, I hope so.

I got told at icelmer market that it was cheaper than primark which i found really funny, and also asda price, and hello jordon come on in lol but the funniest was when 1 guy shouted 4 watches a tenner real fakes quality crap LOL ...that made me and hubbies day.

Big B*****ks.

I pee myself laughing every time they say this to my hubby. Last year one called my eldest son "little bol***ks"

My hubby has smoked roll ups every time we`ve been to Turkey and i used to laugh at the ones who genuinly thought he was rolling joints every time he made one they used to shout "hey hashish" a few times he had to give them a roll up to prove it wasn`t

I also get "hey Jordan" a lot now i just take no notice.

Here's the one that always get's the ladies attention, The Turkish woman who sell the Jewelery always wait until your just past the small stall they sit at and always say LADY, If they dont get a look from you they then say EXCUSE ME LADY, and as they say that they alway's get a look everytime, And most of the time they have the Jewelery on your body in a flash.

Your not kidding, LOL i turned round because she asked me how much my earings was, the next minute she had the anklet on my ankle and another 50 on my arm, i was not amused ....

I think that the best one that I've ever heard was on Turgetreis Market in Summer of 2006:

"Cheaper than Essex Girl!!"

I don't mean to offend anyone from Essex but it did make me giggle seeing as it came from a young lad of about 12!

Shay xXx