I'd love to sit next to the invisible man, so there'd be no complaining about me hogging the window, or me needing to stretch my legs and go the loo a few times

Teenagers can get so huffy about these things - if I've paid for their holiday they should accept my need to be a "window-seat with regular loo visits" kind of person...

If I couldn't have the invisible man then it would have to be Russell Brand, making me giggle flirting with everyone and everything...