This is completely off post but we want to share this idea!
The Pafos Survival Guide:
Buy 2 small bottles of wine per person on the plane during bar service.
When the plane lands: CHILL - "We're on the ground and safe!"
Leave plane Cypriot style - slllloooooowwwwllllyyyyy
Go through Passport control
Find a quiet corner of Pafos Airport and open said bottles of wine while everyone else watches the Arrivals Board (i.e. the 300 other people from 3 or 4 other UK planes)
Drink your wine for an hour or so while everyone else has picked up their case / s
When only 2 cases are going around and around and no one else is waiting grab the cases - they must be yours - if not they may have more in them than yours!
Stagger to arrivals
Phone 'George' to pick you up in your rental car
Wait 10 minutes
Fall into your car
Arrive at your hotel
Fall out of your car and book in ...
HEH
You're on holiday and can't even remember what you did at the airport!
How's that?