Lesleyfb -what a dreadful experience. I'm so sorry for you. I'm sure it's no consolation to you, but I had a wonderful cruise on the Costa Tropicale - one I'll never forget.
MEH - I've never cruised with Cunard, thanks for the info.
Allisu - the ASA is just for advertising standards - Trading Standards are the ones for faulty goods and services. If you want to check a company before you part with your cash, ''Which'' magazine (and the Consumer Association, which is behind it) are the people to turn to. They keep back numbers in libraries, and also do regular indices so you can find what you're looking for easily, even if the last survey on that was published months ago.
smokey (Carol) - I've put you on my list of applicants for my Back Garden Cruise as a ''definite possible likely maybe''.
Update on my Back Garden Cruise (here's where sane people skip to the next post): The blue grass has now been replaced by superior quality weeds, by 2 people sent by the local jobcentre. Unfortunately, they were both on Community Service. Devout followers of this thread will doubtless recall that I had installed brand new steps on both sides of my Garden, to enable Passengers to see clearly over both fences and thus enjoy the luxurious weeds in both gardens. When I checked the quality of work of the jobcentre people, it became obvious one of the steps had gone missing. I shall have to buy a ladder to replace it, which will of course add to the cost of the Cruise.
You will be pleased to know I intend suing the jobcentre. But first I have to find a new solicitor. Local ones won't accept my T&Cs, so I have advertised on the Internet. I will naturally keep you informed of my progress.
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