Chapter 5 The sound of music
Candolim on the brain today,wanted to see the river princess in all its glory.
Also wanted to go to bobbys shack as we have read so much about it on HT site.
Day started at 1 pm as we overslept but who cares ,one of the nice things about this place is that time doesnt reallty matter.
You move and live at your own pace.
WE WILL MAKE IT UP THOUGH BY STAYING UP TILL 3 IN THE MORNING
Asked the missus to get a move on as times money and she wanted to know why i was talking like marlon brando....
All down to a bit of swelling from the dentists trip.
Must admit i did sound just like the chap.
TaxiCorleone eat your heart out
Decide to lose a few pounds and walk down the baga highway to take in the sights and sounds.Cost me a pretty penny as we stopped at every stall to buy buy buy buy. I got a scooby doo bandanan, absolutly peach !
Wifey got 3 dozen sarongs in case she lost the other 35 .
Got to calangute and got the bus to bobbys shack.
Absolutly cream crackered and couldnt walk another yard.
Know what beau geste felt like now.
God.... for anyone going it is damn damn hot.
But bring it on,,,,turn up the heat,,,,crank it up another 20 f,,,, were british,,,we can take it ehhh

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Bobby looks just like he doews on the ht picies and warmly welcomes us to his luverly shack.
Dont know what it is though and i dont know if any readers feel the same but i seem to be able to supp 4 times the amount i can back home.
If i down 7 pints at home then i see 3 televisions when i get in the house and then eat all the cakes and biscuits and any other crXp i can get me chompers on but out here i seem to be able to sup gallons and gallons...
Honeybee brandy excluded !!!
Had tandoori 3 times and it was delisious thank u very much bobby for a wonderful time.
Before we went to see the river princess a beach seller came and he was the bestest sales guy I have ever come across.
In less than 10 minutes he manages to sell me a massaging hairbrush and i havent got any hair ...a pack of ciggie lighters and i dont smoke
and a small size pair of shorts that i couldnt get over me ankles
AHH THE MAGIC OF GOA
A little lad kept asking for money with a tap of his throat to indicate he was starving,we didnt forget him on the way out and i went to buy him some crisps.When i turned round with the bag of crisps there was the full austrian enseble of the vonn trap family..
7 OF THE BxGGERS all lined up in order of size tapping there throats in unison
Dearest baga of crisps i ever did buy
River princess.................................................................................................................................................................................................
What a real shame....move it immediatly as its an eysore and its stinks to high heaven of diesal fumes...
Not to mention the errosian to the beach if u can call it that.
In fact it isnt a beach at all ,about 20 feet long in places and reeking of fuel
Ok tommorow is the jewellers and the one of the nicest gestures i ever did see off a local