Five step rule for my favourite holiday drinking experience:
1. Find a nice bar close to hotel.
2. Leave girlfriend in hotel to finish getting ready for night out. (Don't forget to tell her name of bar and location!)
3. Order ice cold Mythos at bar.
4. Sit in peace, after a hard day spent on the beach, watching the sun set looking forward to a nice evening meal.
5. Repeat step 3 til girlfriend turns up.