I produced my UK license, which Mr Plod took away to the jeep for examination by his colleagues. He came back declaring it was not a motorcycle license, which indeed it was and I pointed out the relevant category for him.
He then said I should have an International Driving Permit - this is the first time I haven't bothered to get one.
I told him that the UK license is universally recognised as the legal requirement and the International Permit is only a translation of the license into various languages and it is not a mandatory requirement, although possibly advisable in countries like India. He wasn't convinced and I could see that we were about to be asked for money. It was only when I suggested that we should all go into Panjim to Police HQ for clarification, that he told me to be on my way.
Here are a few tips if stopped by the police.
1. Switch off the engine and put the keys in your pocket. If Mr Plod has your keys - you are going nowhere.
2. Be courteous and helpful. You don't want to antagonise these guys.
3. Make sure that you have no more than your prepared to pay as a bribe in your wallet. Secret the rest of your money elsewhere.
4. If you're brave enough - don't stop - they probably won't chase you, because there's always an another mug just behind you.
(my friends) my o/h is of Indian origin and if he didnt speak would be mistaken for a local!! .but its very bad , a few minutes after we were pulled over again (not usual) this time when we said we had just been stopped and everything was in order a few mins before, he said I dont want to see your documents, i didnt stop you for that i saw you were breaking the law by smoking..it seemed he thought well theres nothing in it for me there then so i will try another tack!!!.actually the roll up was out.. but he got very uptight when we explained that and he said 'you can go to the court in Vasco' and got his pad out..anyway, I said 'O/h just give him 100 rupees ' as i felt he was determined to 'win'... one way or another...he then said ' I dont want your money' and proceeded to get even more irate lecturing us on the dangers of smoking whilst driving, and he said, 'worse still we were lying to him' and he really was unpleasant,( I am not arguing one way or another on the truth of the dangers of smoking whilst driving)... but we always thought you could smoke in a private vehicle whilst driving, but not a taxi, commercial vehicle??
home safe then!!)


