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Travel operator: first choice
Block 1 is the best, all refurbished and a great view over the pool. The staff could have been nicer, some were a bit grumpy! I bought a postcard at 4pm but was told that I couldnt have a stamp until 5pm!!!!!!!
Really couldnt comment on the entertainment as we were at the beach during the day and ventured out in the evening.
I wouldnt visit this hotel again purely because its more of a complex and a bit too busy for me full of teenagers hanging around at night.
All in all we had a great time, Lanzarote is fab.
Travel operator: Barrhead Travel
Having booked our flights with jet2 and our accommodation through Alpha Rooms. We had booked a 1 bed apartment and a 2 bed apartment and had asked for these to be close by.
When we arrived the booking had gone through as 2 separate bookings meaning we were in different blocks.....without me having to ask the reception reorganised this and put us as close to each other as was possible....which worked in our favour as we both ended up in block 2 which has recently been refurbished.
We booked self catering and upgraded to All inc for part of our stay. The all inc was 28euro/adult and 15euro/child, under 7s free. Minimum booking 4 days.....so we had 4 days on, a few days off then another 4 days on....this gave us chance to go out and about.
Apartments: The apartments were spacious and niceley furnished....the balconies were quite big with a washing line (take some pegs!!) The 1 bed apartment had only a shower but this was large and easily accessible, the 2 bed apartment (apparently all on ground floor) had a bath with a shower over. The apartments were lovely and clean and were wiped over and clean towels 5 days a week.... I think the beds were changed twice in our 2 week stay. The kitchen was adequately equipped with fridge (with freezer compartment), hob, kettle, microwave and toaster. (When the apartments are cleaned after departure the maids wash all the kitchen equipment ready for the next people)
There was plenty of wardrobe space with about 8 hangers in each room. Spare pillows and blankets were in the wardrobes.
Checkout is at 12 midday you can try to keep your room but can only arrange this the day before you leave if there is availability....and it costs 6 euro an hour!!! There is a courtesy room though and if you have valuables you need to leave they will keep them behind reception for you.
The Complex: The areas were kept nice and clean and the pools were nice, there was lots of space round the pools, as others have said sunbeds were locked up until 10am which was quite good.....but people still reserved them and left them empty for hours! There were parasols but not many and because this resort is windy they blew over easily.....there are shaded areas though. Of the 2 pool areas we used the smaller quieter one....there was less of a rush for sunbeds and it seemed slightly less windy......it was also much quieter.....although more of a walk to the pool bar.
** Most of the sunbeds were cracked which could potentially be quite dangerous, so be careful**
The pool bar was okay with self service drinks and ice cream if all inclusive....also snacks available to order....toasties, burgers, chips. No food is allowed to be taken out of the bar.....they say this is to keep ants and cochroaches down. We did see cochroaches but only 1 or 2 a night, and always outside the apartments......check the bottom of the door before you go in you apartment though as they are sometimes just outside ready to run in if given the chance!!
The Aguamarina bar could do with a facelift.....there weren't always enough seats and it was a bit tatty.
There is a security lady who walks round the complex on a night checking open windows etc. which was reassuring.
Food: The food was okay......you could always find something.....as seems to be the norm they have lots of things but you end up with a mish mash of things on your plate rather than a meal! El Boulevard had a nice carvery and the pizza in there was lovely....also if you like chinese food this is the place to be. This needs to be booked the morning before (ie over 24 hrs in advance)
Entertainment: The entertainment was variable some of it quite good, some of it dire.....the animation team were very friendly and the kids had a great time.......the kids enjoyed playing pool (2euros a game) and there was also internet (1 euro for 10 mins)
They had a fun day with a boucy castle (free) temporary tattoos (from 5 euro upwards) balloon modelling (free) and facepainting (5 euro)and tshirt painting (6 euro), we were unfortunate that the temporary tattoo which was supposed to last 2 weeks only lasted the night! Unfortunately we were travelling home the next day so didn't manage to sort this.
There is a mini club which is in a shaded and fenced off area next to the smaller pool.....we didn't use it, but as we were often right beside it we could hear that the children were having fun.
Staff: the reception staff were very helpful, you were sometimes kept waiting while they were chatting, but your on holiday, what's the rush! The maid was lovely and friendly. The bar staff were okay, I wouldn't go as far as to say particularly friendly though, sometimes they were other times not. The animation team were lovely and friendly.
Overall a good holiday........we felt safe and relaxed. The complex is windy....but this was good as we didn't get too hot and sticky.....just beware you don't burn. The children had a great time. We would go back to Los Zocos.
Travel operator: Independent
The hotel is nicely situated at the far end of costa teguise.
The majority of apartments have been updated, however the dining room and the bar areas are in desperate need of a makeover.
The food was good with a good choice available everyday. Getting booked into the other restuarant on site became a real pain as guests were booking at reception at 5 am the day before the wished to visit.
As usual the 'sunbed war' mentality started when the hotel started to get busy as the kids holidays arrived.
The staff at the hotel are very helpful.
The entertainment team are very hard working and do a great job. Whereas the evening entertainment left a lot to be desired.
Even though we enjoyed our stay I dont think we will stay in this hotel again as it was manic when the hotel was full.
Travel operator: on the beach
Travel operator: first choice
Arrived at 1.30am got allocated two rooms when we arrived at both rooms they we being slept in! Yes people were in bed and we were in there rooms. This was in block 2 then got put in block three it is disguisting with no wardrobe doors and windows that dont lock. Finally got moved to block 1 two days later and these are lovely.
If you dont like cats dont go to this hotel as cats wander freely around and sit on the furniture in reception.
The food was very poor choice and you have to be in early for a little more choice and the entertainment was fine for younger children but was very poor for children over the age of about ten.
The facilities such as football can be dangerous as there are holes in the astro turf which my son got his foot caught and ended up cuttin his knee.
Finally most things were out of order at some point e.g computers, pool tables,also the small swimming pool for a short time.
Would not recomend this hotel to anybody.
Travel operator: first choice
After a short while and a check by the security guard, we were evntually taken to, two rooms in block 3. If you are going or thinking of going to Los Zocos and you have standards, I would flatly refuse to stay in this block, you will know what I mean if you see blocks 1, 2 and 3. How first choice can sell these apartments from their pictures is beyond me.
The food is of a very poor standard and is the same day in day out, the breakfast is probably the only paletable meal I ate. The El boulevard restaurant is of a similar standard to the El mirador(same food, same bland taste).
The apartment grounds need a good clean as there are plastic cups and litter everywhere and that is amongst the numerous cats dotted around the place, but like the advert 8 out of 10 cats prefer it. The brochure adverises two pool bars, unfortunately one of the bars had shutters down for the whole week we were there. So if you stayed by this pool you had to trek to go and get a drink.
Please do not let me put you off Los Zocos, but everybody has standards, I spoke to people who thought it was great, but that just say's that my standards are higher and spending a week in a canarian pontins doe's not appeal to me.
Entertainment (No Comment) all's I will say is Owl Show
Travel operator: First Choice
The food was ok, I have had better and I have had worse. The drinks around the pool were awful and warm, the spirits in the evening did'nt seem watered down but I struggled to find something that was not harsh tasting, ending up at the end of the holiday drinking something I don't usually at home or abroad.
Used the El Boulevard twice, it has better food and a better atmosphere but became difficult to book up and towards the end of our holiday you had to pay per person to reserve your table, which I thought was a bit cheeky as we already paid for our meals.
The entertainment team did work hard though and were good - especially Adrian. The outside acts (not many)
were diabolical and more better quality acts were needed, after 11,00 pm it was finished apart from the nightly karoke - no real atmosphere here.
We stayed in block one overlooking the main pool, a nice room, nicely situated although when we checked in at one o'clock in the afternoon we had to wait a hour and half for the room to be cleaned. Big balconies but small bathrooms and all in desperate need of air-conditioning (and that goes for the bar/entertainment ares). Maid does a fab job and overall the complex is kept clean its only the holiday-makers that cause the mess because they cant be bothered to use the bins.
Would we go back - no, and we do like to try somewhere different
Travel operator: First Choice
The hotel was absolutley spotless the maid cleaned our room 5 days out of the seven which included mopping the floors cleaning all windows and even sweeping up any leaves etc on balcony, then she topped it off be folding our nightwear on our pillows after she had remaid our beds!Through the whole stay we only found one cockroach which was outside we never found anything in the apartment! Yes there are a few cats but they keep themselves to themselves and wernt a problem!
The teams that work with the kids clubs work very hard to make sure each and every child has a fantastic holiday. My children personally didnt use them as they are water babies and spent the whole week in the pool, but you could see the kids club from where we were and every child was having such fun!
I cant really coment on the evening entertainment as we were that shattered from the day we didnt really venture out on the night!
The food was very nice with a good variety so that there was something for everyone. I do feel it got a bit repetative but for 56 euros a day including drinks and icecreams i cant complain!!
Overall we had an excellent holiday and would reccomend this resort to anyone. we liked it that much we will be looking to return again next year!
Travel operator: First Choice
Travel operator: first choice
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