The Celebration is a floating Butlins. Accomodation is third rate small, shabby, dated, lacks privacy, and is noisy - although clean. Entertainment is hi-de-hi style, with quizzes, bingo, and low budget musical/tribute shows. Occasionally they try to go a bit upmarket and have a weekly `meet the captain evening' - which involves dressing up, and getting your photo taken with the boss, Captain Roy (alias Captain Smug, which they then sell you. They also claim to have a classical music ensemble, but this has more to do with two musicians playing Sinatra, and Barry Manilow very badly, than Bach. Drinks are expensive (unless you have an all-inclusive deal), and average around £3.50 for a G&T. Smoking is permitted on the main Lido deck (next to the tea point), and Liberties Bar (where they hold a nightly disco). So if you fancy a cup of tea without secondary smoke you will have to go to the restaurant, and if you fancy a dance without passive smoking...tough!
Also don't think you will be doing much cruising. The bulk of your holiday will be spent in three of the ugliest/smelliest ports in the world. Think sewage works combined with a cement works/industrial estate, and you have the picture. Don't think you will be able to go off exploring on your own, because with the exception of Sharm, which has numerous tourist police, Egypt is just too dangerous (which is why armed police ride in and accompany all tourist trips).
On the positive side, food on the Celebration is good. So if you get an all-inclusive package, you could spend all day eating and drinking - and people who do this seem to like it, as the reviews suggest.
Travel operator:
Thomson