Oh God !!! Memories of our trip to the Maldives for my 40th birthday.
First flight was from Manchester to Gatwick (that we were aware of) and after we taxi'd to the gate, the captain informed us we would have to leave the plane as there had been some sort of malfunction on the 40min flight down. Off we got and rather than put us in a transit lounge, we had to get our bags and do the passport bit again, then wait for another plane AND crew to become available. Apparently, the crew would have been over their hours if they were to continue onward to the Maldives.
Finally boarded another plane and flew to Male (main Maldivian island) and then boarded a sea-plane to take us to Meedhuppurru (sp). Absolutely the most relaxing two weeks of my life. Had a fab time doing nothing much. Then ...........................
Time to go home. Sea-plane back to Male, plane back to Gatwick and as we are taxi'ing to the gate, the captain announces we had hit a large bird on the approach to landing and it had gone into the engine.
You've guessed it ......... another plane required for the 40 min hop back to Manchester. We at least had the transit lounge this time, but a 4hr wait as well.
I think it was around this time my missus started with a fear of take-off and landing, but apart from that .............. the best holiday ever. Sorry, I know its a Goa forum, but the travel bit is the crux of the post.