Great report, very funny if you got it flaunt it, very intrested to hear about the botox, what did your friend get done with 25mls? looking forward to the next instalment.

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So the next few days were the same, whereby get up , eat cold breakfast then walk to the beach, expose my ample bosom to the sunshine, eat then go back home get changed and eat.

Got in touch with my friend who owns Saffron Resorts and met him at the Casino. Got in free ( we are members now) and played 5 card poker while my friend went off to eat. I don't eat on the boat I was very ill last year and was in the toilet half the night throwing up AND sitting on the loo at the same time, no idea what I had eaten that day, so now my head tells me not to eat on the boat. My friend says the food is not as it has been and was a tad boring , however it's free so who cares. Won about £20 after playing till 5am! Friend drove us home we set the alarm (yes I know) and went to sleep. Got up at dawns crack and went through the whole breakfast saga again, however I discovered porridge and it was quite nice. By this time new arrivals were at the hotel and we both commented on a large lady with a big gob who decided it was ok to eat breakfast in a bikini covered by a see thru sarong

The beach day was the same again, the cow visited us at around 15.00, yes the moo cow that walks on the beach and makes the russians squeel with delight. So my friend feeds the cow ( yes I know) and the dogs again, while I smoke, sunbathe, sleep and read while Ipod is attached..... I can multi task you know.

Great report Vegas, just had to finish reading it before taking the dog out (yes I know) he`s sat here with crossed legs more please

I've removed the offending post which had been reported by several members. That obviously meant that the replies to it had to be deleted as well. Sorry- there was not any way round it.
Lets just say, when someone takes the trouble to post their holiday report, if you can't think of anything positive to say about it- then say nothing at all.
Vegas- keep the report coming. You have a certain way with words- I still remember Remember Me!

Yes youve done the right thing Fiona, that was very hurtful and unkind what the other person posted.
Your report is funny Vegasone, looking forward to the next bit.
Its strange, but I also thought the porridge in Goa was edible, I had it at the Marinha Dourada, it didnt look very nourishing but it tasted fine.

really enjoying this report vegasone

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so most days were much the muchness really, setting alarm so we don't miss the sun (yes I know) eating cold porridge, feeding dirty dawgs on the beach with winalot, laying on a sunbed and reading a book while saying 'no' to a pink ostrich.

I ventured into the sea twice in 2 weeks as it was not as hot as normal, had a few massages by the same man, told him I wont pay his silly prices he insited that it was a good price but I still got him to come down. Eat fresh fish most days and dranks silly amounts of water. The cow visited us most days.

ANYWAY

so one night off we trott back to the casino for the 3rd time, we get a 100rupert taxi to calangute to meet our friend at his hotel and off we go ready to win many laks..........................

Well vegasone, where is the rest of it???...jxk8

will continue when I am a rest day....I do work for a living

Don't forget to tell us the results of the botox

loving your report vegasone.
btw i must have also been on your flight.....hope it wasnt my conversation you were listening to...
jackie

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botox, well my I have noticed a slight difference but I would not say that it was £130 worth of difference and we have been back 2 weeks now so I guess it wasn't what was expected really.

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So we are running into the last week now and it's wed night. We trott off to the ATM so I can get some ruperts for the casino again and my friend needed to get ruperts ready for our fag intake...that's the cigarette type fag. We get to the boat at 20.00 hrs ready and willing to play and omg I won . By the end of the night ( 4am) I had won £350 I was so excited I eat a fried chilli.

There were some welsh people in there that night and the 2 girls had been taking the free drink opportunity and were a bit merry, then we heard a scream....omg I thought. Man over board?

No one of the girls had won a lot of coins from the machines and when they came over with the ruperts it was £650 ...so then an hour later the other girl screamed omg I thought? Man over board this time nope the other girl had won a lot of coins from another machine and thinking it was £15 when it was £100 so they were very excitable and screaming, their husbands were delighted as it was beer money, however they then discussed handbags and that she could now get her car taxed. ........................

Brilliant Vegasone and 350 quid better off, cant complain at that.

Hilarious ~ more please

I was in Goa at the same time, and did release that it was very cold on an evening for a couple of nights ONLY.
Please note that this was at the same time as the World wide weather problems in China, Kashmir and US for their bad winds. This was unseasonale weather by all accounts, and is just another example of World Climate Changes.

On Feb 14th in Calangute we had a quick rain shower for 10 mins , which again is unseasonable.

If you feel cold, buy a pashmina, I get asked to buy one everyday! Or ask your hotel to provide a blanket.

Blame Global Warming. !!

Vegas, what a touch! I couldnt win a goldfish at a fair me

Blame Global Warming.

Blame Climate Shifting