Hoping someone here can give me advice!
I'm due to travel next Wed 19th August, and I needed to have my passport replaced due to water damage (washing machine). Actually the main page of the passport was 99% ok, but I thought better safe than sorry.
On the 23rd of July after making the last minute booking of the holiday (I hadn't planned on travelling), I did check & send at the post office. The people there seemed encouraging, one member of staff telling me her son did the exact same thing as me and got his passport back replaced in ONE week!
Fast forward to just last week, and I used the online system to check the status of my application - I got a message back saying that they hadn't received my application till the 31st!!! What?!
From then its went bad to worse

I phoned them twice today, and what began as "its marked down as to be examined since 3rd of August" then turned into "I think you will get it in another 1.5 to 2 weeks" from a supervisor.
It seems I'm going to have to cancel if what he says is true, since I'm travelling a week on wednesday.
So my main questions are, is this normal? Why did it take them so long to receive it and then why has it sat around doing nothing?
AND, is it possible for me to drive to durham, pay extra and get the one week fast track? I tried asking the girl on the phone and she kept referring to the one day premium which is not what I asked. Lastly, if the crap really hits the fan, can I just cancel the application and get my old passport back?
I really want to go on this trip and I'm getting no concrete answers from IPS