
At this point they both started moaning like hell about the quality of the food at their 5* hotel "It's terrible, the first couple of nights were ok but they must have changed Chefs then as the food got really bad" "In what way said we?" "It's the chips , they just arn't the right type of chips and everyone is complaining about it". When I told them that we'd had an excellant oriental buffet at the Adams beach the bloke pulled a face like Phil Mitchell with a wasp in his mouth. You just couldn't make it up
