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18 years 3 months ago
Incredible hotel.
Staff super rude. I say again ...incredible service. In 7 days they will only change towels, sheets etc..2 times. Their policy eeh! The fact that it is a 2 star hotel is not an excuse...I've been in 2 star hotels around Europe but had never been served this way.
Receptionist = Owner. If you rent a car from outside the hotel she'll be your nightmare the whole holiday. We had paid extra for A/C but she told us no rooms were available with the A/C. When we complained, guess what was her reaction...if you don't like, go away in a very arrogant attitude!
I can assure you, you'll have more fun if you take a camping tent with you and sleep in it!
Something for the Maltese people....The tour leader sent by our agent is not very helpful. When we had problems with the hotel, he told us that they knew about her but could do nothing because she is the owner and she acts like Hitler! What a solution ehh! You can really rely on him in case of emergency!
Staff super rude. I say again ...incredible service. In 7 days they will only change towels, sheets etc..2 times. Their policy eeh! The fact that it is a 2 star hotel is not an excuse...I've been in 2 star hotels around Europe but had never been served this way.
Receptionist = Owner. If you rent a car from outside the hotel she'll be your nightmare the whole holiday. We had paid extra for A/C but she told us no rooms were available with the A/C. When we complained, guess what was her reaction...if you don't like, go away in a very arrogant attitude!
I can assure you, you'll have more fun if you take a camping tent with you and sleep in it!
Something for the Maltese people....The tour leader sent by our agent is not very helpful. When we had problems with the hotel, he told us that they knew about her but could do nothing because she is the owner and she acts like Hitler! What a solution ehh! You can really rely on him in case of emergency!
Travel operator: Fantasy Tours Malta
18 years 3 months ago
just don't stay here it is awful! the staff are so rude, the food is disgusting and has flies everywhere, and the rooms... its disgusting that they would let people stay in them. the reports tell the truth the hotel is just disgusting!
Travel operator: Olympic holidays
18 years 4 months ago
The hotel was filthy.
Food disgusting and the staff rude ignorant and arrogant.
Entertainment ok if you are German.
I would never go with this company again in all we had a holiday from hell. My grandson got his foot shut in the lift cost 120 euros, my husband slipped down wet stairs, we all had food poisoning after eating in their restaurant
Had passport taken from room but no break in some one had key? Not allowed to take food or drink into your room unless you buy it off them which is expensive owner and his German wife were only interested if you were German put us in a studio for two even though we paid for a room for four could not go on balcony due to the smell of the sewers all day and night would not go again if you gave me it free with 1,000 spending money
Food disgusting and the staff rude ignorant and arrogant.
Entertainment ok if you are German.
I would never go with this company again in all we had a holiday from hell. My grandson got his foot shut in the lift cost 120 euros, my husband slipped down wet stairs, we all had food poisoning after eating in their restaurant
Had passport taken from room but no break in some one had key? Not allowed to take food or drink into your room unless you buy it off them which is expensive owner and his German wife were only interested if you were German put us in a studio for two even though we paid for a room for four could not go on balcony due to the smell of the sewers all day and night would not go again if you gave me it free with 1,000 spending money
Travel operator: Olympic
18 years 5 months ago
We stayed as all inclusive package, although drinks stopped at 9:30pm they did not seem to mind if you went up a little before that time to collect more drinks (on the condition you did not go too over the top). The snacks were fantastic and available from 10am, which is good if you miss breakfast. The meals were nice, we stayed a week and out of that, there was only 2 meals where I felt there was not much choice to choose from.
The Hotel was always clean and maid service daily, although towels and sheets were only changed twice a week.
The location was good at the bottom of the bank to the hotel there are a few tavernas and the beach is only a maximum of 15minutes away.
The staff were fantastic and were willing to help in any way possible.
The entertainment is best to be taken as more of a comedy than a serious night, but it was a great laugh to watch and it did not usually finish until between 11.30pm and 12am.
We will definitely visit again, it was a great holiday at a great price.
The Hotel was always clean and maid service daily, although towels and sheets were only changed twice a week.
The location was good at the bottom of the bank to the hotel there are a few tavernas and the beach is only a maximum of 15minutes away.
The staff were fantastic and were willing to help in any way possible.
The entertainment is best to be taken as more of a comedy than a serious night, but it was a great laugh to watch and it did not usually finish until between 11.30pm and 12am.
We will definitely visit again, it was a great holiday at a great price.
Travel operator: Olympic Holidays
Recommended
18 years 5 months ago
Myself and A friend went for a week and stayed at this "hotel",one word...awful!
We stayed bed and breakfast,and after I finished my first "small" portion, I went up to get some more,
I said to the woman serving and said..."could I have another plate please",which she angrily replied back with..."MORE!"...."YES MR BUMBLE MORE"!
I woke up to find my door open,and found the key down in reception,the staff couldn't give me an answer to why my key was down stairs.
When back in the room I found that my i-pod had been stolen,I explained to the rep and she said all I could do was so to the local police station (which I might add was a 17euro cab fare).I explained that it should be them who should pay for a cab but they didn't want to know.
The toilet seat was broken,the shower leaked like hell.
the area is a nice area, but only for couples, but avoid this hotel.
Also found out by one of the guys that the hotel was on watchdog twice.
All in all.....don't bother!!!!!
We stayed bed and breakfast,and after I finished my first "small" portion, I went up to get some more,
I said to the woman serving and said..."could I have another plate please",which she angrily replied back with..."MORE!"...."YES MR BUMBLE MORE"!
I woke up to find my door open,and found the key down in reception,the staff couldn't give me an answer to why my key was down stairs.
When back in the room I found that my i-pod had been stolen,I explained to the rep and she said all I could do was so to the local police station (which I might add was a 17euro cab fare).I explained that it should be them who should pay for a cab but they didn't want to know.
The toilet seat was broken,the shower leaked like hell.
the area is a nice area, but only for couples, but avoid this hotel.
Also found out by one of the guys that the hotel was on watchdog twice.
All in all.....don't bother!!!!!
Travel operator: Olympic
19 years 3 months ago
We stayed at the Telemachus hotel in August on an all inclusive basis.
I was very surprised when we arrived there as the reports I read on the internet made me not want to go (my 1st time abroad) so I was dreading it! Well.....I'm glad I went now as the hotel is really really nice.
Hotel was kept very clean, there were maids everywhere, and all very busy!
The food took quite a while for me to get used to but eh I don't cook everything in olive oil, but loved it after a couple of days, and if the children didn't like anything to offer they only had to ask for chips etc and they got it.
The hotel was situated at the top of a bank? wrong!! It wasn't that big....more like a little slope and it was beautiful to walk up and down as there are olive trees, vines and fruit trees lining it either side, it took about 15 mins to the beach and that was in 40 degree temperatures with 2 children.
The hotel staff were very pleasant and were always there to help the only major disappointment we had was the all inclusive bar as it closed at 9.30pm, and on the second week we weren't allowed to stack the table with more than 3 drinks, which I did go and investigate. Which resulted in us going down to see the night life during our second week.
The entertainment was fab! The children loved the Greek nite and karaoke, and the barbeque....lots to eat.
We would definitely stay at Telemachus hotel again, the only thing that was a disappointment was the all bar closing at 9.30, other than that get yourself there.
I was very surprised when we arrived there as the reports I read on the internet made me not want to go (my 1st time abroad) so I was dreading it! Well.....I'm glad I went now as the hotel is really really nice.
Hotel was kept very clean, there were maids everywhere, and all very busy!
The food took quite a while for me to get used to but eh I don't cook everything in olive oil, but loved it after a couple of days, and if the children didn't like anything to offer they only had to ask for chips etc and they got it.
The hotel was situated at the top of a bank? wrong!! It wasn't that big....more like a little slope and it was beautiful to walk up and down as there are olive trees, vines and fruit trees lining it either side, it took about 15 mins to the beach and that was in 40 degree temperatures with 2 children.
The hotel staff were very pleasant and were always there to help the only major disappointment we had was the all inclusive bar as it closed at 9.30pm, and on the second week we weren't allowed to stack the table with more than 3 drinks, which I did go and investigate. Which resulted in us going down to see the night life during our second week.
The entertainment was fab! The children loved the Greek nite and karaoke, and the barbeque....lots to eat.
We would definitely stay at Telemachus hotel again, the only thing that was a disappointment was the all bar closing at 9.30, other than that get yourself there.
Travel operator: Olympic
Recommended
19 years 4 months ago
Me and my boyfriend stayed here for a week with Olympic, we thought the hotel was kept very clean and our room was spacious. We didn't have air con so we hired out a fan for about
Travel operator: Olympic
19 years 4 months ago
Telemachos hotel was great for a 2* hotel.
We only went b+b but breakfast was good.
The pools were great fun.
Hotel was clean apart from the bathrooms.
Staff were great and helpful.
Though the entertainment wasn't varied the karaoke was good fun though a little embarrassing.
If I was strapped for cash I would go back for a great holiday.
We only went b+b but breakfast was good.
The pools were great fun.
Hotel was clean apart from the bathrooms.
Staff were great and helpful.
Though the entertainment wasn't varied the karaoke was good fun though a little embarrassing.
If I was strapped for cash I would go back for a great holiday.
Travel operator: Atlanta
Recommended
19 years 5 months ago
We stayed for 2 weeks and found the hotel to be very good for a 2 star. It was cleaned everyday towels every three days sheets twice a week, room swept and washed everyday.
The location was fine and the hill was small staff in hotel we found to be friendly.
Entertainment was fine food we thought good after all how much can I eat and snacks were great I would say it was exactly as brochure said so if you read the brochure you will know what you will get.
The location was fine and the hill was small staff in hotel we found to be friendly.
Entertainment was fine food we thought good after all how much can I eat and snacks were great I would say it was exactly as brochure said so if you read the brochure you will know what you will get.
Travel operator: Olympic
Recommended
19 years 5 months ago
Our room was family sized in the new wing which was added in the winter months. It was absolutely huge. There was air conditioning which was great as it was very hot. The room was spotlessly clean and had lots of cupboard space and a large balcony that overlooked a landscaped area at the back making it very quiet.
Although the hotel is on an incline, it only takes a matter of minutes to walk up the hill. Remember you're on your holidays and you don't have to race to the top. The pool area is tidy with pleasant views onto hills with cypress trees.
We found the staff extremely friendly and helpful. I don't want to mention anyone by name because I'm afraid I'll leave someone out. Nightly entertainment is not high on our holiday agenda but the few nights we spent by the pool bar were most enjoyable.
We sat up until the wee small hours with a few cocktails and some new friends we hope to stay in touch with.
Although the hotel is on an incline, it only takes a matter of minutes to walk up the hill. Remember you're on your holidays and you don't have to race to the top. The pool area is tidy with pleasant views onto hills with cypress trees.
We found the staff extremely friendly and helpful. I don't want to mention anyone by name because I'm afraid I'll leave someone out. Nightly entertainment is not high on our holiday agenda but the few nights we spent by the pool bar were most enjoyable.
We sat up until the wee small hours with a few cocktails and some new friends we hope to stay in touch with.
Travel operator: Thompson
Recommended
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