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Although nightmare is a good pun on the ships name, whatever this ship was called the cruise experience on it can only be described as a nightmare. I have actually suffered bad dreams about this cruise in the past few weeks.
I’m also astonished to read reviews of some cruisers giving this cruise 5 stars, there’s no way this cruise deserves anything like that kind of rating, I can only assume these are people who haven’t cruised before and haven’t experienced a decent quality cruise or people who haven’t experienced 4 or 5 star treatment in the past.
This is at best a 3 star cruise if comparing to U.K hotels and resorts.
The ship in the most part can only be described as drab, then you add to this bad smells like sewage and diesel oil it becomes well below a 3 star rating.
Some parts of the ship have been refurbished, yep you guessed it, the retail areas and casino LOL The rest of the ship is pretty bland especially stairwells and lifts.
People have also given the food an excellent rating, WHAT are these people used to eating, the food at best could be described as decent works canteen food, this is supposed to be a cruise with some kind of luxury food somewhere.
Don’t get me wrong most of the food served was adequate to survive on daily, well that was when it was served hot and not undercooked. But compared to other ships the food is very basic.
I can here the cries already, who is this snob. Well I’m no snob, working class to the core and have had my share of living in poverty. Anyone who rated the food on this ship as excellent knows little or nothing about food, and probably lives on beans on toast and spaghetti hoops. Both available on ship by the way LOL
The food in the seated restaurants was better apparently, but people continuously complained that dinner was taking up to 2 hours a sitting, we gave it a miss.
We had to endure a boiling hot cabin which we could not sleep in, a dozen complaints and 4 days later it was eventually fixed, well to a point, the room was somewhat cooler, but full air con certainly wasn’t available. Still we managed to sleep a lot better but not as comfortable as it should have been, and the bad smells from the corridor pervaded into the cabin.
Our cabin was on deck 5 definitely the worst deck to end up on although recently I heard other decks are having problems also. Smells of sewage on a daily basis mixed with the smell of strong detergents, extreme smell of diesel oil which pervaded through the lift shafts and stairwells, positive this caused our sore throats. Cabin was a good size although old and dated. Rust on the ceiling old stained bath tub. Darkwood interior like something from the 70's and showing it's age. Plent of storage for 2 persons but would struggle if with kids.
The air con on the ship as a hole was pants, hot and cold spots, though mostly hot, many passengers suffered colds and sore throats, us included, this ship was about to cruise the Caribbean, those 100 passengers who didn’t make that cruise due to Thomson cancelling their cruise, take your compensation and run and consider your-selves very fortunate not ending up on board this nightmare, the air con will not handle the temperatures in the Caribbean.
List of complaints.
Deck 5 Strong smell of diesel oil which pervaded up through lift shafts on most days.
Deck 5 Strong smell of sewage on several days.
Gray water from cabin taps and shower (Occasional)
Cabin water smelt of strong chemical.
TV in cabin was held together with Black gaffer tape, dangerous when touched, it switched off
Food for the first 4 days was cold and below safe temperatures to eat.
For the first 5 days suffered long queues for food.
In no way was food of 4 star quality, more like works canteen food.
No enforcement of hygienic hand wipe when entering food areas.
Air conditioning throughout the ship was inadequate.
Ships overall condition was poor, far from what’s described in brochure.
Free Ice cream machine broke down day 7 never repaired or worked again
Self service coffee diabolical, unhygienic use of milk jugs in icy water.
Tables not cleared quickly for reseating.
No fruit juices free after 11am
Ruined T-shirt due to painters not leaving adequate warning signs of wet varnish on stern deck rail.
Swimming pools in poor condition many tiles missing leaving sharp edges.
Jacuzzis inoperative throughout the cruise. Hesard since thed did work on 2 occasions, but queue to long to get in.
Long queues at reception due to the amount of complaints overall from other cruisers.
All beers served were short measures way less than 1 pint. Continually had to request it filled correctly.
Our last cruise was on the Independence of the Seas, absolutely superb and a pretty new ship, every thing on the Independence far surpassed anything on the Dream, yet the price we paid was very similar to the dream, and we had a super deluxe cabin with balcony on the Independence. So those who will say you get what you pay for, it’s totally irrelevant. Some passengers on this cruise paid £1500 each, we paid £900 each and some got on as cheap as £450 each.
Even at £450 though I would still be asking for compensation.
We’ve put in a claim with Thomson, something we’ve never had to do before not being the complaining type, however this really was a poor cruise and the fact that Thomson must have known of the ships defects before we cruised makes things even worse and we’ve yet to receive any kind of regret or apology following our complaints.
We thought Thomsom was a well respected company and thought they could be trusted, clearly not, we will never ever choose any Thomson product ever again.
Just avoid this boat at all costs it's way past it in todays modern cruise industry.It's also now in the caribbean and the multitude of problems will not be fixed any time soon.
Travel operator: Thomson
Travel operator: thomas cook
seeing if you like to order,the shows where good & the
entertainers where chatty. cruise director steven guy was so friendly.carnt wait for our next dream cruise
january 2010 round the carbbean.
Travel operator: thomsons
Travel operator: Thomson
Travel operator: Thomson
Travel operator: Thomson
Our cabin was spacious and clean, cleaned twice a day by our always-smiling cabin steward. The ship's public areas could have done with slightly more cleaning, however are most likely more in need of replacement.
Food in the Orion restaurant excellent, food in Andromeda restaurant not luxurious but great for what it is, a 24 hour buffet.
Crew were fantastic, I give them 100%. I never encountered a sad or unhelpful crew member.
Entertainment rather repetitive in the lounges but lovely all the same.
The bad reviews below are either of problems that have been fixed, or are greatly exaggerated!
Travel operator: Thomson
We were told this was a new ship and a 5 star at that
the cabin was clean but smelly
The staff were great but the food certainly not 5 star my husband found a large piece of plastic in his food when he spoke to the waiter we gave him our cabin number and a while later we had a bottle of fizz sent to the cabin
The entertainment was like being in butlins
this ship does need a re furb but we were told this was a new ship would not sail on this again till it has been refurb
Travel operator: Thomsons
The food is excellent, especially in the Orion restaurant where the waiters work tirelessly to keep you happy. The Andromeda buffet is not so good but the food is hot and plentiful.
I found the entertainment a bit "in your face" but the majority of people seemed to love it. Again, the entertainemnt staff work really hard to make your cruise an enjoyable one.
I mentioned that the decor is a little dated and the carpets a bit bare here and there but the ship is at least clean. The Indonesian housekeeping staff take pride in their work and are constantly polishing, scrubbing and sweeping the ship to keep it spotless.
The ports of call were all good, although Santa Margherita (sp?) was chnaged at the last minute to Genoa due to the awful weather. Few would disagree with the captain's assessment that a tender would not have been pleasent in those circumsatnces!
All in all it was a really good cruise and I would definitely book to go on this ship again.
Travel operator: Thomson's
Travel operator: Thomas Cook
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