Argh....just been to our local retail park to browse for some new summer clothes. First stop was Next, where I found some shorts that I liked so picked up a 14 & 16 for fit, same with 2 pairs of linen trousers. First I tried on the 14, and got them on with a bit of a squeeze but then stopped breathing........So I try on the 16....I took them off without unfastening the buttons/zip!
Then onto the linen trousers, had 14 long & 16 long. 16 long too big and half mast, attempted to try on the 14 only to find I couldn't get them over my bum

Looked at the tag and they were 12 regular (on a 14 long hanger). By now I'm getting rather warm in the changing room so out of the shop I go and try elsewhere....
Same palaver all over again, either too short in the leg or 14 too small/too big and 16 baggy.... After hours of patrolling round the shops, in and out of the changing rooms, clothes off, clothes back on, pick up jacket, handbag and countless hangers of clothes I eventually arrived home with one top