Good Morning from the balcony
Hallo brownviking,
With referance to your 24th Oct Cruise,
I think everyone who has been on the Melody will agree the ship is a

rip off for the following reasons
The photos are

VERY expensive. E14.95 for your photo + a postcard of you arriving at the ship

E6.95 for a photo of you with the Captain or any other event (dining room table) etc..
The excersions are Very expensive compared to Ocean Village, (which berthed alongside in Tunis)
Also the folk who went to Capri all complained - as you have very little free time when on any of the Melodys excersions.
One of the best values is the 'Open Top bus tour' in Naples E20 for two tours, no time left to do the third.
To find the tour, come off the ship (first step to anything ashore). go to the front of the Castle overlooking the forshore (remembering that these drive on the wrong side of the road) the first tour will leave going to your left as you stand at the kerb. The times of the tours are as follows
Tour B 11.15 12.00 12.45 13.30 14.45 15.00
Tour A 11.30 12.15 13.00 13.45 14.30 15.15
Or you can stand at the entrance to the quay and jump on the shuttle bus and be taken to the terminus, the time of the suttle bus are not given in the hand out.
I have not had time yet to look but the web site for the tour bus is
http://www.city-sightseeing.it
Do not be put off by the talk of Malta being hard to reach etc..

from the dock, walk it turn right off the ship (quick exit through the duty free) up to the 'Queen Victoria arch' you will NOT miss it, under it and turn left up the gentle steps although they look steep there is plenty to look at whilst climbing and lots of side streets - look for the St. Peters Church (breath taking inside) on return to the ship buy fags if the need takes you as these are the cheapest. E15 for B&H or Marlbrough (200)
One thread was consistant through out our cruise the time of arrival in port given by Alythea (can't spell - but whats new) was always wrong "in 7 moths of being on this ship our Captain has never arrived late, so be prepaired to go ashore early" WRONG he was always late, even before his experiance with Gran. Not hours late but 1 hour or so on But do not let me detract form the experiance you are about to have it is a wonderful trip for £200 never mind £10. try to a void the stern of the ship, its like sleeping on a washing machine.
Enjoy it
Phil