Just returned from Grand Azure and I can confirm that the hotel is fantastic, the grounds and decor are immaculate - the staff work 24 hours a day. In fact the only thing that prevents it from being a true 5 star hotel is the slow service for drinks, but as posted previously, a tip in the right direction does help.
We had booked a suite, (very nice) with fruit and wine waiting for us when we checked in. The mini bar was fully stocked and we even got bath robes! To answer a previous post, there arent any irons in the room.
The swimming pools are very cold but this is because they all have waterfalls and the sun doesn't heat moving water, although here is a heated swimming pool.
The food is good as any other inclusive hotel I have been too, with the Italian being the best (although the menu is limited). The buffet restaurant is adequate but the food was normally cold. If you have booked a suite, you are entitled to use the VIP lounge for breakfast (which I recommend) as well as for branded drinks.
The jetty is still broken and you can only go out part of the way but it is easy enough to climb down into the water, however I do suggest that you wear sea shoes.
I concur with all the other postings that the Germans and Russians are the rudest people ever "¦ although the hotel does seem to cater for them more than the English.
I can confirm that you don't need a visa if you aren't intending on leaving the hotel, just write Sinai on the back of the immigration card, however the Thomas Cook rep was doing his very best to get everybody to buy a visa - telling everybody to queue even though you were unsure what you were queuing for!
I do pity anybody has booked with Thomas Cook as they are the poorest company I have ever had the disadvantage of travelling with. We arrived at Gatwick three hours before our flight, but as they only had 2 desks open (a couple more towards the end) by the time we got airside, we only had 45 minutes before we boarded. When we did board, I was horrified at the lack of room, I am only 5ft 6in and my legs were almost touching the seat in front! On our return journey, we had an 8-hour delay and I know these things happen but the way we were treated was disgusting. I wont bore you with the details but we were constantly lied to and left sitting at Sharm airport for 5 hours.